I went to school at noon for a PW meeting with my PW teacher supposedly at 12. Also, PW SUCKS. HATE IT. PW, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. I don't usually hate things. And even for the things I hate, YOU, PW ARE THE THING I MOST PASSIONATELY HATE. You're so irritating.
Anyway, the PW meeting was, as I had mentioned, supposed to start at 12. THEN TEACHER BEGIN IT AT 12.50. The meeting lasted an hour, which is an hour too long honestly. !*?!@$# seriously. So I was late for my fishing trip.
FISHING TRIP OH MY.
So I went to Leon's house when the stupid !@#$ meeting ended and we then went to some boardwalk at Changi Village. By then it was about 4plus I figure? The weather was PERFECT PRAISE GOD.
Such a beautiful day.
So we got a fine spot and we started fishing. Or in weepin and my case, trying to fish. You see, we really really suck at it. We're about as useful with a fishing rod as a loaf of bread is. That's not very useful.
Not to mention our affinity with rocks. We kept getting our line stuck in the rocks. We didn't know how to properly pull the line out (Leon explained some technique to us but as if we were listening like that HAHAHA) so we did it the only way we knew how.
Because brute strength solves any problem.
You can't see the linee in the above picture, so you'll have to trust me on that, hahaha.
So went on this cycle of put bait, cast line, catch rock. We struck a particularly rocky rock and had to call Leon to help us get the line out.
... To which he proceeded to accidentally break our rod. Like, literally BREAK. SNAP INTO TWO. but the line didn't break, so our top half of the rod just slid down the line and into the sea HAHAHAHA.
BUT. Through sheer resilience and perseverance, we managed to get the line unstuck and got our only catch of the day: the top half of our rod!
LOOKS TASTY LET'S BARBEQUE IT.
What a majestic animal.
So our rod was broken. But that didn't stop weepin and I from enjoying the thrills of fishing!
Notice how the rod is only half the usual length.
We're crafty people, hahaha. If you're doing it wrong, pretend that you're doing it right.
All in all, the fishing was a few hours well spent/completely wasted. Well spent because it's a day with the bros, completely wasted because DUH.
Tsk, obviously.
When it reached nighttime and when nobody was loooking, we sat around playing with our long brown things.
Our worm-bait!
More fun than it looks.
HAHA I SHAN'T DETAIL WHAT WE DID CAUSE IT'S QUITE SADISTIC. But what I can say is that the worms are in a better place now.
THEN CAME DINNER. I really made some crazy friends in MJC. Who can eat ALOT. Look at this shit.
All that for only 3 people, too.
Yeah. That's a couple of cups of sugar cane, 3 plates of hokkien mee, 3 plates of wanton mee, a large plate of oyster omelette, sambal baby sweet potato leaves and a large plate of stingray.
To think that this is the kind of thing we do alarmingly often.
Jolly Shandy plus durian challenge.
Mega KFC double-serving challenge.
Epic Meat Burger challenge.
This is just Celestine and a giraffe.
So we dubbed the meal we had today "The 20-dollar challenge". Cause it cost us almost 20 bucks each HAHAHA. Not for the faint of heart; all this food confirm has knocked off at least 10-15 years from my lifespan. Just like that drunk guy from Epic Meal Time says: "We're so smart and stupid." If anyone is willing to challenge themselves to an epic meal, just ask me. You can start off with the "weilun special" from MJC canteen's Chinese Rice stall. Some low-level stuff. Yeah. Just ask the guy for it. I have my own dish. When you're ready to eat some real food, then come to me.
Though honestly, we were a bit apprehensive of the meal still, this is really high-calibre shit.
BUT WE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT AND ATE IT ALL ANYWAY.
And just because we're complete psychos.
COCKLES FOR DESSERT, BITCH.
DAY ONE OF HOLIDAYS IS A SUCCESS.
Ripping through like a missile, ripping through my heart.
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