Thing number 1: Transformers. I WANT TO WATCH TRANSFORMERS : DARK OF THE MOON.
Now, a little backstory.
I remember when the first Transformers movie was announced. Now, Transformers are something I grew up with, and they're the freaking baddest-ass things ever. I had the toys. I watched the cartoon as a kid. I even followed that freaking ace (albeit pretty badly animated by today's standards) 3D show called Beast Wars (how freaking epic a name is that?) based around the Transformers universe.
How badass is that name!? MAXIMAL OPTIMUS FREAKING PRIMAL SHIT.
Well, to put it simply, I absolutely love the Transformers series. And I absolutely adore Optimus Prime. He's one of my top 3 greatest heroes of all time, next to Spider-Man (cause he so damn disiao when he fights those supervillains) and Lee Kuan Yew (cause he so damn disiao when he fights those Malaysians).
What I'm trying to say is that I'd expected the movie to ruin my perception of how awesome Transformers were. I was thinking that Michael Bay had taken one of my favourite transforms-into-a-goddamn-truck heroes and turned him into a gay robot that zaps people in the crotch.
An image which was surprisingly easy to find.
I was preparing myself to have my childhood dreams beaten and mutilate- HOLY SHIT.
Fun fact: I literally squealed when I saw Movie-Optimus Prime for the first time in the trailers.
OH MY WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED. OPTIMUS HAD BEEN DONE JUSTICE. Because he has flame decals. And as we all know, everything becomes better when there's fire involved.
The obvious choice to one of childhood's most life-changing decisions.
And when I actually saw the movie. Oh my goodness gracious me. It was so damn COOL. I don't really have a word to describe it. It just is awesome. I sat through the movie with my mouth agape from all the crazy shit going on - the image of my hero tearing shit up with that arm blade, the sound of metal crushing metal - oh goodness, the sound. The sound of the transformations. OH MY GOODNESS. That "EEH-OOH-AAH-EEH-UUH" noise should be in everyday life.
"Yeah, this is both a couch and a bed! See, all you do is pull this lever and- *EEH-OOH-AAH-EEH-UUH* now it's a bed!"
"Okay, bread goes in... *EEH-OOH-AAH-EEH-UUH* And toast comes out."
"Don't worry Mr Smith, you won't hurt one bit during the sex change operation... *EEH-OOH-AAH-EEH-OOH* Well hello there Ms Smith!*
Which is why I need to watch Dark Of The Moon NOW but I have no friends to watch it with. :/
2. Major Crises of the MYE period.
Crisis a) Look at this.
Looks familiar, doesn't it?
Yeah. This was on the morning of the chem paper. I didn't sleep that night again. You see, after the econs paperthe day before, I got home at 5plus. Then I slept all the way till 12. That's 7 hours of sleep. OKAY CAN.
I expected to really get raped bad by the chem paper. But it turned out surprisingly doable.
Yeah right.
It was so ridiculously difficult that everyone found humour in its sheer ridiculosity. The chem paper day was the day all Meridians became family. We all joined hands and hearts in the knowing that we were screwed together.
One notable moment for me was the blood alcohol question. I remember seeing people turning to that page with all that text (it can't be counted as cheating since there's nothing to copy - almost everyone left blanks LIKE DUH) and hearing them mutter "what the f***." Can't be that bad, I figured. Then I turned to that question. Then I heard myself saying instinctively.
"What the f***."
I like my answer to the last part of that question though, caps and bolding included.
"THE MAN WAS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND WAS FLOUTING THE LAW!"
Anyway it doesn't matter anymore since we all know we're gonna get U, babe.
CRISIS RESOLVED.
Crisis b) EoM.
Owed it since the 12th of June, completed it today while waiting for the Physics kids to finish their paper.
HELL YEAH CRISIS RESOLVED.
Crisis c) I have nothing to do. #foreveralone
I've been waiting for the four days of holiday ever since the beginning of the holidays. Now that the four days are here, WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!?
Do me a favour, call me out please.
CRISIS UNRESOLVED. ):
Today is an example. I waited 2plus hours for my friends, then had weepin find me. ONLY WEEPIN. All my other friends were busy. LIKE YOU LA WILFRED I MISS YOU SO MUCH THEN YOU GO WHAT FUNFESTIQUE THEN WHAT HOUSE THEN WHAT BARBEQUE although I don't really blame you actually HAHAHAHA. So don't go around feeling all guilty. THOUGH YOU SECRETLY SHOULD HAHAHA.
Then stayed in school with Darren and Edert and Chin Yue and Wee Pin in school till like 8 plus. What we did:
Play with scooters,
As if you didn't know what it was.
Play Geometry Wars,
I bet you have no idea what's goin on in this picture.
and do other extreme things.
I kind of wish this photo was real.
Okay actually today was quite alright HAHAHA.
BUT I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO FOR THE FOUR DAYS.
CRISIS STILL UNRESOLVED (CURRENTLY). ):
Thing the 3rd : People who look like people we know.
THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT HWEE MIN WTF RIGHT.
That will be all for today.
Here's a bonus!
What about it, you ask?
HAHA K SORRY NICOLE LOVE YOU LOADS SORRY.
You've got my mind stuck on just one or two things, and that's you or you and me.
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