Yes, I didn't sleep last night. (The shocking starter line has been delivered! You all may begin with your shocked expressions and gasps.)
Like so.
Yeah, I know that we had our maths paper today. But I'll move on to that later. Since you guys are obviously itching to know why I hadn't slept, I'll start from the beginning.
<<3:00pm 26/June/2011>>
Woke up. Was supposed to study math.
I was thinking "I'll start math right after I bathe." So I bathed, and I slacked aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the way till 7 plus.
I was thinking "I'll do my math revision after dinner." Then I watched Get Smart, cause it's one funny-ass movie.
It was a funny-ass movie, and this is a bad visual pun.
That went on till 9.
I was thinking "Okay, Get Smart's over now, time to do work!" Then crimewatch was on and it was quite interesting HAHAHAHA. So I watched it till 9.30.
I was thinking "NO MORE DISTRACTIONS, IT'S JUST YOU, MATH, AND ME, WEILUN, AND I'M GOING TO CONQ- oh shit EoM due tomorrow." So I got my laptop out.
I was thinking "Okay gonna do EoM then gonna do math straight away after that!" Then I logged on to Facebook and Twitter. Then people started talking to me on FBchat, and the tweets were getting more interesting by the moment. This went on till 12am. The EoM was never done.
SO it was at 12 did I start revising my maths! If you think about it. 9 hours of potential studying time that I could've utilised. NOT LIKE I FEEL ANY LOSS HAHAHA.
I need to make a T-shirt to commemorate my highly advanced levels of procrastination skill.
And this would be that shirt.
So I started studying math. Nothing much happened in between, besides the sudden realisation that I should've listened or at least copied the notes down during lectures HAHAHAHA.
By the time I was done it was already about 3.45.
I was thinking "Okay I should fall asleep at about 4 and since I'll wake up at 6 I have 2hours of sleep. That's enough for me."
I fell asleep at I DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP.
So I stoned in my bed for a while. Then I needed to pee so I went to the kitchen and saw this.
Oh you've got to be kidding me.
I had half an hour left to sleep. MIGHT AS WELL NOT SLEEP RIGHT. So that's what I did. I needed fuel for the day though. So I grabbed a bottle of essence of fish (IT'S DELICIOUS) for later use and raided my pantry for coffee.
I found this.
You know, I'd never figured out what are the 3 things they'd put into 1.
MILD!? I'm some mega large boy and you expect me to be able to go to an exam without any sleep and only MILD STRENGTH? So I did the sensible thing.
Take 2 lah.
SO HERE WAS MY CUPPA JOE.
Mmmm, caffeine!
But I needed to get the coffee to not only keep me running throughout the day, but also as a wake-up jolt!
May not seem like much, but this was at 5.30 in the morning HAHAHA.
OFF TO SCHOOL I WENT THEN. The whole morning was such a surreal experience for me. Everything seemed to go slower. Lights left trails as I walked. My vision was constantly blurring and sharpening, like some kind of video camera with really crazy-ass autofocussing.
CRAZY ASS, GEDDIT????
And I wasn't the only one suffering from exams-make-you-kinda-siao syndrome. Edbert was freaking weird this morning hahaha. Laughing at all sorts of stupid things. Darren Chia looked completely dead and was his trademark shade of red the whole time. And I felt SUPER ENERGETIC.
So when the bell had rung, the anthem had been sung, we were dismissed to our venues and the carnage had begun. We walked into our exam venues in a state that I can confidently say described most of us this morning: Mentally prepared, academically naked.
Went for math paper, got raped, shan't talk about it.
After math paper I went to the Chinese rice stall with Edbert, Fred, Leon and Weepin to get our "weilun specials". Yes, I have a dish named after me! Sort of. You see, I order this certain combination of ingredients so often that the uncle has memorised it, coupled with the fact that that's all I'll order from him really. YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT OUT. It's $3.80 but it's REALLY satisfying. Just go to the uncle and ask for a weilun special. I'm not joking. If I'm not wrong even when I'm not around, Leon Fred and Pin ask for a weilun special to get that certain combination of ingredients.
Hadn't eaten it in so long, man was it fulfilling. Except for Edbert who was too scared to order a weilun special.
You can see Edbert's loser combination in the top right. The rest are all weilun specials.
TRY IT SERIOUS.
Leom couldn't finish his though so we played black and white to determine who would eat the remainders. WILFRED LOST 6 TIMES HAHAHA. Fred if you're reading this it's because Bert Pin and I pakat one HAHAHAHAHA.
Then went to Pin's house to study. ACHIEVED NOTHING THERE.
Notable things done:
-Listened to that screamo cover of Taylor Swift's Love Story.
-Watched the 9 o'clock show last episode. (Why do people always call these shows "The 7 o'clock show" or "The 9 o'clock show" ah. ALSO DOES ANYONE REMEBER THAT SUPER NICE SHOW IN 2008 WITH LI NANXING INSIDE. Got Fiona Xie and Felicia Chin inside also I think! Huang Jin Lu or The Golden Path or something. The must watch 9 o'clock show of that time. DAMN THAT WAS ACE.
-Discover that Leon had actually seen and "known" Wee Pin before coming to MJ in some MAJOR SCREWED UP web of connection that we discovered due to a super long chain of events that led to an amazing coincidence that led to said discovery. o_o
- Met Wee Pin's pet bunny whose name is Rino, pronounced like Rhino, who's female. :o Also when Pin told me her name was Rino (Which at the time I assumed was actually spelt Rhino) I immediately thought of this.
Elegant.
After that came home.
On a completely random note, here's a short story. We were in Wee Pin's air-con room, and he said his feet were cold. Now look at this picture.
That's a lighter he's holding under his foot. He actually used a lighter's flame to warm his foot up. That's some crazy-ass shit going on here.
Yup. That's some crazy-ass shit.
Okay I'll stop.
Step outside and say hello to my beautiful world.
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